I invited a group of my closest friends to join me at a very exclusive, private dining club for my birthday. I ended up with one of the most severe cases of food poisoning I have ever experienced. No one else seems to have been affected, How did I get that one, bad scallop?
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!
Wow, was I sick. I almost went to the emergency room after nearly 11 hours of making offerings to the porcelain goddess. The party was fun, while it lasted.
I think I’m getting too old for parties.